{"id":767,"date":"2016-09-08T16:34:27","date_gmt":"2016-09-08T16:34:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/?p=767"},"modified":"2016-09-08T16:42:24","modified_gmt":"2016-09-08T16:42:24","slug":"new-ways-bustin-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/?p=767","title":{"rendered":"New Ways of Bustin\u2019 the Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">The other day Kyle had a little misunderstanding with his girl.\u00a0 A friend asked him if they\u2019d worked it all out and he said yes but that he\u2019d still felt a little bad afterwards.\u00a0 \u201cSo what did you do?\u201d asked the friend.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">\u201cWell,\u201d said Kyle, \u201cI went back to my house and I put on my George Strait boots.\u00a0 Then I put on my George Straight shirt.\u00a0 Then I put on my George Strait hat.\u00a0 Then I walked all the way down to the chicken pen and I sang George Strait songs to the chickens for about half an hour.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">\u201cThen I walked on home, changed my clothes, and had some supper.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">And all was well.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day Kyle had a little misunderstanding with his girl.\u00a0 A friend asked him if they\u2019d worked it all out and he said yes but that he\u2019d still felt a little bad afterwards.\u00a0 \u201cSo what did you do?\u201d asked the friend. \u201cWell,\u201d said Kyle, \u201cI went back to my house and I put on&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}