{"id":91,"date":"2012-04-18T17:47:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T17:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/2012\/04\/18\/the-office-after-20-years\/"},"modified":"2012-04-18T17:47:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T17:47:00","slug":"the-office-after-20-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"The office&#8230;after 20 years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I retired effective December 31 last.&nbsp; I finally got all my stuff out of my office and let Samantha have it last week.&nbsp; She has showed remarkable patience.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t had the same office for 20 years, of course.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>When we first moved to the Ranch September 9, 1991, the little single-wide mobile home we&#8217;d bought to move onto the property served as office, Horton homestead, and Down Home Ranch World Headquarters.<\/p>\n<p>It only had two bedrooms&#8211;a small one and an eentsy-teensy one.&nbsp; We gave Kelly the&nbsp;small one, which also have a 3\/4 bath in it, and we crammed our king sized bed into the&nbsp;eentsy-teensy one.&nbsp; There was about a foot&#8217;s clearance on every side.<\/p>\n<p>Since there was no room for office equipment, Jerry set about assembling a small room off the back door area.&nbsp; It was not a thing of beauty, and I named it &#8220;The Wart,&#8221; because that&#8217;s what it looked like from the outside, which Jerry was not especially happy about.&nbsp; That was my first office, complete with Macintosh computer and a file cabinet.<\/p>\n<p>After four years the Ranch&#8217;s office needs surpassed our need for a bedroom so we jettisoned the king sized bed and gave the bedroom to the Ranch.<\/p>\n<p>This left us sleeping on the sofa bed in the living room.<\/p>\n<p>After about three months, I rubbed my aching back one morning and said, &#8220;That&#8217;s about enough of that,&#8221; and let hubby know that we were moving.&nbsp; Didn&#8217;t know where or how but it was going to happen.&nbsp; I looked in the Taylor Daily News and behold!&nbsp; There was an ad for a small farmhouse to be moved for $7,000 and we do the moving.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>We looked at it and it was beautifully constructed.&nbsp; We bought ten acres from the Ranch and moved the house on it, added a bedroom, and made a home.<\/p>\n<p>Now the Ranch could stretch its wings and occupy the whole mobile home.&nbsp; Jerry got his own office, I got mine, and Jackie, who did the books, got the living room.&nbsp; Then lightning hit the barn and&nbsp;the bolt ran through the telephone lines and blew up all our telephone connections, including the message machines and the computers attached to them.<\/p>\n<p>But Jackie had backed up, so we were still in business.<\/p>\n<p>Then we built the Garden Center and I had become Program Director&nbsp;so I&nbsp;got an office there.&nbsp; All my stuff came with me.&nbsp; When we built the Learning Center I moved into the front office there, and all my stuff came with me.&nbsp; When we built the big barn and I gave up being Program Director, I moved into the barn office, and all my stuff came with me.<\/p>\n<p>So, it&#8217;s a lot of stuff.&nbsp; I resolved to carefully sort through every box, properly disposing of, passing on, or storing every item before packing a new box.&nbsp; It was a great system.<\/p>\n<p>It&nbsp;lasted through that first box.<\/p>\n<p>Last week&nbsp;I faced the reality that Samantha would retire before I had time to sort through every single box that would be filled with the remains of my life at Down Home Ranch.&nbsp; So everything went into a bunch of boxes, which now occupy both our home office and my music room in Benedict House.<\/p>\n<p>They join 19 generations&#8217; worth&nbsp;of family pictures and other treasures, so I&#8217;m bracing myself for a long stroll down memory lane.&nbsp; If we invite you for dinner and you come, know why those doors will remain shut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I retired effective December 31 last.&nbsp; I finally got all my stuff out of my office and let Samantha have it last week.&nbsp; She has showed remarkable patience. 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