{"id":99,"date":"2012-02-26T16:36:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-26T16:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/2012\/02\/26\/from-the-high-whoops-seas\/"},"modified":"2012-02-26T16:36:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-26T16:36:00","slug":"from-the-high-whoops-seas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/?p=99","title":{"rendered":"From the high&#8230;whoops!&#8230;seas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Swells today &#8220;near gale&#8221; they say, but actually it doesn&#8217;t feel so bad, except it&#8217;s a little disconcerting to put your foot down and find the floor is not where you&nbsp;expected it to be<br \/>But no matter, our gang is well and having a BLAST!&nbsp; Tomorrow all the pics will go up and you can see for yourself, but for now you just have to take my word for it.<\/p>\n<p>We have schmoozed with dolphins, deep-sea fished, lain on the beach, swum in the ocean, gone down in submarines, ziplined, won hairy man contests, and danced til our toes were nubs.&nbsp; We are the party people on board and off.<\/p>\n<p>As we were going through customs a Carnival employee&nbsp;approached me quietly and asked how she could find out what employment opportunities were available at the Ranch.&nbsp; I told her how to go onto the web site and she said&#8230;&#8221;I want what you all have!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday a man working the&nbsp;food service&nbsp;at the beach told Maria, &#8220;you are all like a family how you all care for each other.&#8221;&nbsp; Excuse me for thinking I might have died and gone to heaven!<\/p>\n<p>Lofty expressions, equally lofty ideals.<\/p>\n<p>Plus&#8230;our Jason won the hairy man contest!&nbsp; Ranch life as usual, ranging from the sublime to the ridiculous!<\/p>\n<p>But what am I doing sitting here at the internet cafe kiosk?!&nbsp; I need to get with the program.&nbsp; Somewhere, there&#8217;s dancing going on!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Swells today &#8220;near gale&#8221; they say, but actually it doesn&#8217;t feel so bad, except it&#8217;s a little disconcerting to put your foot down and find the floor is not where you&nbsp;expected it to beBut no matter, our gang is well and having a BLAST!&nbsp; Tomorrow all the pics will go up and you can see&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80,74,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carnival-cruise-lines","category-cruising-with-people-with-intellectual-disabilities","category-down-home-ranch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dhr.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}